Published inMuddyUmSuperman Explains Why Kryptonite Currency Is Headed for the Phantom ZoneIt doesn’t take a Brainiac to see this crash comingMay 12, 20224May 12, 20224
Published inMuddyUmThe Karen College of Communication: Let Me Speak to Your Manager 101Using white privilege to get what you want while simultaneously denying white privilege existsMar 29, 20226Mar 29, 20226
Published inPolitically SpeakingMarjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert, and Louie Gohmert Play Congressional JeopardyPlease refrain from spreading COVID-19 misinformationJan 13, 20223Jan 13, 20223
Published inPolitically SpeakingThe Constitution Gets Fired for CauseYour elitist-looking calligraphy has created a hostile work environmentDec 31, 20215Dec 31, 20215
Published inMuddyUmAlt-Facts About Christmas by the Guy Who Does His Own ResearchMistletoe means you’re DTFDec 21, 20214Dec 21, 20214
Published inThe HavenUnrecorded Famous Last Words“O Captain! my Captain! You’re standing on my oxygen tube.”Nov 30, 20214Nov 30, 20214
Published inSlackjawGetting A Children’s Book About Subprime Mortgage Published Is Harder Than You ThinkBubbly the Housing Bubble and the Great Recession! (still available for publication)Nov 8, 20214Nov 8, 20214
Published inGreener Pastures MagazineWooderson From ‘Dazed and Confused’ Celebrates National Redhead Day“This holiday is alright, alright, alright!”Nov 5, 20212Nov 5, 20212
Published inFloodgatesA Short Listicle of a Brief Summary of the Abridged Version of the Cliff Notes to ‘The Itsy Bitsy…Oct 29, 20211Oct 29, 20211
Published inGreener Pastures MagazineThe Wolfman Gets a Full-Body Manzillion WaxingFrom Halloween to howling-sheenOct 26, 20212Oct 26, 20212