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R.D. ZaharakoinPolitically SpeakingThe Constitution Gets Fired for CauseYour elitist-looking calligraphy has created a hostile work environment·3 min read·Dec 31, 2021--5--5
R.D. ZaharakoinMuddyUmAlt-Facts About Christmas by the Guy Who Does His Own ResearchMistletoe means you’re DTF·3 min read·Dec 21, 2021--4--4
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R.D. ZaharakoinGreener Pastures MagazineWooderson From ‘Dazed and Confused’ Celebrates National Redhead Day“This holiday is alright, alright, alright!”·3 min read·Nov 5, 2021--2--2
R.D. ZaharakoinFloodgatesA Short Listicle of a Brief Summary of the Abridged Version of the Cliff Notes to ‘The Itsy Bitsy…·1 min read·Oct 29, 2021--1--1
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