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MuddyUm

Superman Explains Why Kryptonite Currency Is Headed for the Phantom Zone

It doesn’t take a Brainiac to see this crash coming

May 12, 2022

Superman Explains Why Kryptonite Currency Is Headed for the Phantom Zone

May 12, 2022

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MuddyUm

The Karen College of Communication: Let Me Speak to Your Manager 101

Using white privilege to get what you want while simultaneously denying white privilege exists

Mar 29, 2022

The Karen College of Communication: Let Me Speak to Your Manager 101

Mar 29, 2022

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Politically Speaking

Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert, and Louie Gohmert Play Congressional Jeopardy

Please refrain from spreading COVID-19 misinformation

Jan 13, 2022

Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert, and Louie Gohmert Play Congressional Jeopardy

Jan 13, 2022

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Politically Speaking

The Constitution Gets Fired for Cause

Your elitist-looking calligraphy has created a hostile work environment

Dec 31, 2021

The Constitution Gets Fired for Cause

Dec 31, 2021

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MuddyUm

Alt-Facts About Christmas by the Guy Who Does His Own Research

Mistletoe means you’re DTF

Dec 21, 2021

Alt-Facts About Christmas by the Guy Who Does His Own Research

Dec 21, 2021

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The Haven

Unrecorded Famous Last Words

“O Captain! my Captain! You’re standing on my oxygen tube.”

Nov 30, 2021

Unrecorded Famous Last Words

Nov 30, 2021

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Slackjaw

Getting A Children’s Book About Subprime Mortgage Published Is Harder Than You Think

Bubbly the Housing Bubble and the Great Recession! (still available for publication)

Nov 8, 2021

Getting A Children’s Book About Subprime Mortgage Published Is Harder Than You Think

Nov 8, 2021

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Greener Pastures Magazine

Wooderson From ‘Dazed and Confused’ Celebrates National Redhead Day

“This holiday is alright, alright, alright!”

Nov 5, 2021

Wooderson From ‘Dazed and Confused’ Celebrates National Redhead Day

Nov 5, 2021

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Floodgates

A Short Listicle of a Brief Summary of the Abridged Version of the Cliff Notes to ‘The Itsy Bitsy…

Oct 29, 2021

A Short Listicle of a Brief Summary of the Abridged Version of the Cliff Notes to ‘The Itsy Bitsy…

Oct 29, 2021

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Greener Pastures Magazine

The Wolfman Gets a Full-Body Manzillion Waxing

From Halloween to howling-sheen

Oct 26, 2021

The Wolfman Gets a Full-Body Manzillion Waxing

Oct 26, 2021

R.D. Zaharako

R.D. Zaharako

U.S. Marine (95-99)| U of Texas grad | Clio Key Art Award-winning copywriter | Support my writing by becoming a Medium Member! https://bleedingmarine.medium.com

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