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MuddyUm

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May 12, 2022

Superman Explains Why Kryptonite Currency Is Headed for the Phantom Zone

It doesn’t take a Brainiac to see this crash coming

Superman Explains Why Kryptonite Currency Is Headed for the Phantom Zone

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MuddyUm

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R.D. Zaharako

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Mar 29, 2022

The Karen College of Communication: Let Me Speak to Your Manager 101

Using white privilege to get what you want while simultaneously denying white privilege exists

The Karen College of Communication: Let Me Speak to Your Manager 101

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Politically Speaking

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R.D. Zaharako

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Jan 13, 2022

Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert, and Louie Gohmert Play Congressional Jeopardy

Please refrain from spreading COVID-19 misinformation

Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert, and Louie Gohmert Play Congressional Jeopardy

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Politically Speaking

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Dec 31, 2021

The Constitution Gets Fired for Cause

Your elitist-looking calligraphy has created a hostile work environment

The Constitution Gets Fired for Cause

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MuddyUm

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R.D. Zaharako

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Dec 21, 2021

Alt-Facts About Christmas by the Guy Who Does His Own Research

Mistletoe means you’re DTF

Alt-Facts About Christmas by the Guy Who Does His Own Research

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The Haven

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Nov 30, 2021

Unrecorded Famous Last Words

“O Captain! my Captain! You’re standing on my oxygen tube.”

Unrecorded Famous Last Words

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Slackjaw

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R.D. Zaharako

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Nov 8, 2021

Getting A Children’s Book About Subprime Mortgage Published Is Harder Than You Think

Bubbly the Housing Bubble and the Great Recession! (still available for publication)

Getting A Children’s Book About Subprime Mortgage Published Is Harder Than You Think

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Greener Pastures Magazine

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R.D. Zaharako

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Nov 5, 2021

Wooderson From ‘Dazed and Confused’ Celebrates National Redhead Day

“This holiday is alright, alright, alright!”

Wooderson From ‘Dazed and Confused’ Celebrates National Redhead Day

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Floodgates

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R.D. Zaharako

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Oct 29, 2021

A Short Listicle of a Brief Summary of the Abridged Version of the Cliff Notes to ‘The Itsy Bitsy…

A Short Listicle of a Brief Summary of the Abridged Version of the Cliff Notes to ‘The Itsy Bitsy…

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Greener Pastures Magazine

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R.D. Zaharako

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Oct 26, 2021

The Wolfman Gets a Full-Body Manzillion Waxing

From Halloween to howling-sheen

The Wolfman Gets a Full-Body Manzillion Waxing

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U.S. Marine (95-99)| U of Texas grad | Clio Key Art Award-winning copywriter | Support my writing by becoming a Medium Member! https://bleedingmarine.medium.com

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