Published inMuddyUmSuperman Explains Why Kryptonite Currency Is Headed for the Phantom ZoneIt doesn’t take a Brainiac to see this crash comingMay 12, 2022A response icon3May 12, 2022A response icon3
Published inMuddyUmThe Karen College of Communication: Let Me Speak to Your Manager 101Using white privilege to get what you want while simultaneously denying white privilege existsMar 29, 2022A response icon6Mar 29, 2022A response icon6
Published inPolitically SpeakingMarjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert, and Louie Gohmert Play Congressional JeopardyPlease refrain from spreading COVID-19 misinformationJan 13, 2022A response icon2Jan 13, 2022A response icon2
Published inPolitically SpeakingThe Constitution Gets Fired for CauseYour elitist-looking calligraphy has created a hostile work environmentDec 31, 2021A response icon4Dec 31, 2021A response icon4
Published inMuddyUmAlt-Facts About Christmas by the Guy Who Does His Own ResearchMistletoe means you’re DTFDec 21, 2021A response icon3Dec 21, 2021A response icon3
Published inThe HavenUnrecorded Famous Last Words“O Captain! my Captain! You’re standing on my oxygen tube.”Nov 30, 2021A response icon3Nov 30, 2021A response icon3
Published inSlackjawGetting A Children’s Book About Subprime Mortgage Published Is Harder Than You ThinkBubbly the Housing Bubble and the Great Recession! (still available for publication)Nov 8, 2021A response icon3Nov 8, 2021A response icon3
Published inGreener Pastures MagazineWooderson From ‘Dazed and Confused’ Celebrates National Redhead Day“This holiday is alright, alright, alright!”Nov 5, 2021A response icon1Nov 5, 2021A response icon1
Published inFloodgatesA Short Listicle of a Brief Summary of the Abridged Version of the Cliff Notes to ‘The Itsy Bitsy…Oct 29, 2021A response icon1Oct 29, 2021A response icon1
Published inGreener Pastures MagazineThe Wolfman Gets a Full-Body Manzillion WaxingFrom Halloween to howling-sheenOct 26, 2021A response icon2Oct 26, 2021A response icon2