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You’ll find we’re a laid-back, decentralized bunch

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Please refrain from spreading COVID-19 misinformation

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Your elitist-looking calligraphy has created a hostile work environment

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Mistletoe means you’re DTF

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  1. The Three Wise Men who brought baby Jesus gifts to celebrate his birth were the originators of “doing your own research.” They were a beacon of truth and knowledge like the ancient versions of Newsmax, OANN, and Fox News.
  2. The term Xmas dates back to the 1500s when liberals started…


Personal porta-potties are now available

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“O Captain! my Captain! You’re standing on my oxygen tube.”

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Bubbly the Housing Bubble and the Great Recession! (still available for publication)

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Bubbly the Housing Bubble and the Great Recession


“This holiday is alright, alright, alright!”

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